25 невероятно смешных розыгрышей, которые можно устроить своему парню по СМС.

Wondering what pranks to do on your boyfriend over text? We’ve got you covered. In this article, we have 25 playful pranks that you can try. Whether you want to make him confused, suspicious, or laugh out loud, there are options available. Explore all of them to choose the preferred text pranks to do on your boyfriend.

Send Anonymous Text Messages

Send your boyfriend a private text message without revealing your number. The mystery alone can send him into detective mode as he tries to figure out who’s contacting him. You can use Anonsms — a reputable anonymous messaging tool to send the text.

• My client is 6 months pregnant for you and would like to discuss child support. Respond ASAP if not legal actions will be taken.
• Hey bro, Mom finally told me about you. I can’t believe I have a twin.
• I can’t keep my feelings hidden any longer. I want to be your girlfriend.

Fake a Wedding Invitation to Your Wedding with Someone Else

Send him a formal-looking invitation to your wedding but with another groom. Let him try to figure out what’s wrong before you reveal the joke.

• You’re officially invited to my wedding this Saturday. Hope you can make it.
• Please RSVP by Friday. My fiancé (Caleb) and I need to know the final numbers.
• I would really like you to come to my wedding ceremony next month. My husband-to-be doesn’t mind.

Apologize for Something You Didn’t Do

One of the best pranks to do on your boyfriend over text is to send a random apology without context. The less information you provide, the more he tries to fill in the blanks and get more confused.

• I’m really sorry. I never meant for things to go this far with him.
• Looking back, I probably should have told you sooner.
• I hope one day, you will be able to forgive me for… well, you know.

Pretend You Found a Receipt for a Life-Sized Doll That Looks Like Him

Ask him why he has a receipt that says he ordered a life-sized version of himself. This prank works every time because it gives the feeling that you have evidence.

• Hey babe. Why is there a receipt here for a custom life-sized doll with your face on it?
• Should I be concerned that you ordered a life-sized doll that looks like you?
• I just found a receipt that says “Premium Realistic Version Doll.” Care to explain?

Convince Him That He is Texting Your Mom

If you’re searching for an April fool prank on your boyfriend over text, this one is a classic. After some hours of chatting, start responding as if you’ve handed your phone to your mother.

• Hello dear. This is her mother speaking. I’m wondering what you guys talk about.
• Francesca is not available at the moment. This is her mother!
• I’ve heard quite a lot about you. Come visit the house.

Pretend You Sold His Pillow on eBay

Most people have a favorite pillow they refuse to replace, no matter how old it gets. Text him that you’ve sold his beloved pillow online and the buyer is on the way to collect it.

• I knew I could sell your pillow for a good price. Good thing eBay buyers like vintage items.
• I got someone online who offered $47 to buy your favorite pillow even though it’s worn-out.
• Your pillow has officially been shipped. It’s headed to Manila.

Fake a Breakup Because He “Chewed Wrong”

There’s no greater absurdity than ending a relationship over something ridiculous. Send him an angry text stating that you can’t be with someone that chews food like him.

• I tried to ignore it, but the way you chew gum has changed how I see our future together.
• I’m sorry, but I can’t be with anyone who bites string cheese instead of peeling it.
• I thought I could overlook your chewing habits, but yesterday was my breaking point.

Fake a Paternity Test Result

If you need шуточные текстовые сообщения for your BF that can send him wild, especially after concerns about trust, this is your cue. Send him a dramatic text suggesting that you’ve received surprising test results.

• The paternity test results are finally in, and it wasn’t what I expected…
• I just got a call from the lab about the paternity test. They said they’ve never seen a result like this before.
• The test results are finally in. You might want to sit down before reading this.

Notification for a Message You Never Sent

When you send a message to someone and delete it before they see it, they feel they’ve missed something important. Send your boyfriend a fake recall notification, and then refuse to explain what you deleted.

• Never mind. You weren’t supposed to know that yet.
• Let’s both pretend the message I just deleted never existed.
• It would have been awkward if you’d read what I almost sent.

Pretend You Accidentally Shaved One of His Eyebrows While He Slept

Text him sounding nervous and apologetic, then reveal the outrageous mistake you supposedly made while playing with his eyebrows. This prank is only effective if he’s not near a mirror.

• I owe you an apology and possibly an eyebrow pencil.
• Before you look in the mirror, just know that everybody makes mistakes.
• I thought the razor guard was on. I didn’t mean to shave your eyebrow.

Send a Fake Dermatologist Text about Him

There’s something about receiving an official message regarding a medical condition. Send a text from a fake dermatologist, stating some concerns about your boyfriend’s skin.

• Hi, this is Dr. Simmons. We’ve reviewed your case and can confirm that you have unusually photogenic elbows.
• My dermatologist called and said he noticed your cheeks are unusually symmetrical.
• According to this doctor, your skin is operating above recommended levels.

Pretend You Microwaved Something Unforgivable

Everyone knows that there are certain things that should never go into a microwave. Text him that you’ve made a terrible decision by microwaving something precious to him.

• Hypothetically, how bad is it to microwave a TV remote for 20 minutes?
• Quick question: Should smoke be coming out of a microwave that only contains a bar of soap?
• I may have accidentally microwaved something that definitely wasn’t food.

Pretend You’re Upset about a Dream Version of Him

One of the oldest text pranks to pull on your long-distance boyfriend is to get mad for something he did in a dream. The fact that none of it actually happened is what makes it so funny.

• Can we discuss why you abandoned me for a pirate crew in my dream?
• I hope you’re happy now. You stole my fries in my dream and laughed about it.
• I am still upset with you. In my dream, you bought a yacht and didn’t invite me.

Send a Fake Pigeon-Related Emergency

Pigeons are everywhere and nobody expects them to become the center of a crisis. Create a ridiculous pigeon emergency and make him feel obligated to help solve it.

• A pigeon has been staring at me for 12 minutes and I’m starting to take it personally.
• There’s a pigeon outside my window that looks like it knows my secrets. I need you to help me.
• Please answer quickly. My whole house has been surrounded by pigeons.

Pretend You’re Now a Cucumber Salesman

The best pranks come from complete randomness. Suddenly announce that you’ve started selling cucumbers and act as if it’s an opportunity of a lifetime.

• I quit everything and became a cucumber salesman. I’ve never felt more alive.
• Please support my new business. The cucumbers won’t sell themselves.
• Business is booming. People simply can’t get enough premium cucumbers.

Pretend You Found a Diary He Wrote about You

Tell him that you found an old diary of his and have been reading some detailed entries about your relationship. This prank will make him panic and laugh at the same time.

• I found your diary, and I have questions.
• I found your diary, and I need to know why you said I’m a “chaotic potato with good qualities.”
• Your diary contains more interesting observations about me than I expected.

Send Single-Letter Texts in a Row

This prank is for maximum confusion. Send random letters one at a time and refuse to explain what you’re doing. He will spend the next minutes trying to decode a message that doesn’t exist.

• T
• H
• E
• Y
• K

When he asks what it means, simply say “Oops, wrong acronym.” Then, continue.

• R
• U
• N
• W
• Z

Fake a Text about “The Thing Under Your Bed”

This prank seems vague, but that’s the main reason why it works. Mention “the thing under your bed” as if it’s common knowledge, and then act surprised that he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.

• Did you remember to feed the thing under your bed?
• I thought you said the thing under your bed moved out.
• Did you ever figure out what the thing under your bed wants?

Send a Text at 3:33 AM With No Context

An unexpected message in the middle of the night is guaranteed to get your boyfriend’s attention. The trick is to send something mysterious or confusing without detailed explanation.

• I finally found it. Don’t ask questions.
• Whatever happens tomorrow, just know that I tried.
• I finally understand everything.

Pretend You Ran into His Ex

This is one of the most common text message pranks on a boyfriend. Casually mention running into his ex and add a detail that sounds suspicious.

• Just ran into your ex at the grocery store. She recognized me before I recognized her.
• Your ex and I got stuck in the same checkout line. Small world!
• Guess who I spent 15 minutes talking to while waiting for my food? Your ex.

Pretend Your Parents Invited Him for Dinner

Meeting the parents can be nerve-racking, which is exactly why this prank is so effective. Text him that your family has planned a dinner and make it sound much more official than it is.

• My parents would love for you to join us for dinner this weekend. My dad has a list of questions for you.
• Good news! My parents want to have dinner with you. Bad news! They have an agenda.
• My mom says dinner at 7. Come earlier though. She’s a punctuality freak.

Text Him That You’re Stuck in the Bathroom

A simple bathroom problem can quickly become a dramatic story if you tell it the right way. Send him a text that exudes fear and says you’re alone in an enclosed bathroom.

• I need help! I’m trapped in the bathroom.
• The bathroom door has refused to open for over 20 minutes. I’m still inside.
• I’m stuck in the bathroom. I can feel my panic attack brewing.

Text Him That You Bought a Pet

If you’re looking for some weird or intense reaction from your boyfriend, tell him you brought a new pet to the house without consulting him first. Bonus point: mention an animal he doesn’t like.

• Surprise! I adopted a goat. He already ate part of my to-do list.
• I adopted a llama, and honestly, he brings great energy to the house.
• I bought a duck today. He follows me everywhere and demands respect.

Pretend You’ve Been Hacked

Another kind of hilarious text message to prank your boyfriend is “anonymous hacking.” Send the message through Anonsms to make it believable that another person has gained access to your phone.

• Hello. I have successfully hacked this phone and would like to know why you text more often than others.
• Greetings. I just hacked this device. The camera roll is full of love photos with you.
• I took over this account expecting secrets, but found mostly food pictures.

Blame Him for Something Ridiculous

One of the funniest pranks to do on your boyfriend over text is to accuse him of causing something that’s clearly impossible. Be very serious with your complaint.

• Ever since we started dating, my socks have been disappearing. I think you know more than you’re telling me.
• Can you explain why it started raining 5 minutes after you texted me?
• The Wi-Fi stopped working the second I mentioned your name. Care to explain?

Ready to Pull Off the Perfect Text Prank? 

Whether you’re celebrating April Fool’s Day or simply wondering what pranks to do on your boyfriend over text, these texts are the perfect answer. They can create unforgettable moments.

Do you want to make him more enthralled? Send the message through Anonsms. This tool keeps your identity a secret. He won’t know the message is from you.

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