{"id":2944,"date":"2026-06-15T01:58:24","date_gmt":"2026-06-15T01:58:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.anonsms.com\/blog\/?p=2944"},"modified":"2026-06-15T07:44:21","modified_gmt":"2026-06-15T07:44:21","slug":"funny-text-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.anonsms.com\/blog\/pt\/funny-text-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Mais de 145 piadas engra\u00e7adas para enviar por mensagem de texto e fazer seus amigos rirem."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Want to make the text joke more exciting? Just copy it and send it using <a href=\"https:\/\/www.anonsms.com\/\">Anonsms<\/a> \u2014 our anonymous texting tool. Send any text joke anonymously for only $0.60.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Do you need funny jokes that you can send over text? You\u2019ve come to the right place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Unlike face-to-face jokes, text jokes need to be short, clear, and easy to understand on screen. We\u2019ve collated over 145+ funny text jokes that you can send to your loved ones to brighten their day, spark laughter, and even start a hilarious conversation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Here\u2019s our list of best jokes to send:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Congratulations! You won absolutely nothing today.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Your future self says, &#8220;Nice try.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>I need a vacation from my vacation.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>I asked Google for a joke. Guess what? It showed me your contact.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>You should apologize to the stars for outshining them.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>I love you so bad, even though your taste in memes is poor.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>I used to hate facial hair, but it grew on me.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>I came. I saw. I forgot to conquer.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Knock knock.<br>Who&#8217;s there?<br>Nobel.<br>Nobel who?<br>Nobel&#8230; that&#8217;s why I knocked.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>I only know 25 letters. I don&#8217;t know Y.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_82_2 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-grey ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<div class=\"ez-toc-title-container\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">\u00cdndice<\/p>\n<span class=\"ez-toc-title-toggle\"><a href=\"#\" class=\"ez-toc-pull-right ez-toc-btn ez-toc-btn-xs ez-toc-btn-default ez-toc-toggle\" aria-label=\"Alternar \u00cdndice\"><span class=\"ez-toc-js-icon-con\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Alternar<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #999;color:#999\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #999;color:#999\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseprofile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/www.anonsms.com\/blog\/pt\/funny-text-jokes\/#Anonymous_Text_Jokes\" >Anonymous Text Jokes<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/www.anonsms.com\/blog\/pt\/funny-text-jokes\/#Funny_Text_Jokes_for_Adults\" >Funny Text Jokes for Adults<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/www.anonsms.com\/blog\/pt\/funny-text-jokes\/#Funny_Jokes_to_Tell_Your_Friends_Over_Text\" >Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends Over Text<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-4\" href=\"https:\/\/www.anonsms.com\/blog\/pt\/funny-text-jokes\/#Funny_Jokes_to_Text_Your_Girlfriend\" >Funny Jokes to Text Your Girlfriend<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-5\" href=\"https:\/\/www.anonsms.com\/blog\/pt\/funny-text-jokes\/#Funny_Jokes_to_Text_Your_Boyfriend\" >Funny Jokes to Text Your Boyfriend<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-6\" href=\"https:\/\/www.anonsms.com\/blog\/pt\/funny-text-jokes\/#Funny_Pun_Text_Messages\" >Funny Pun Text Messages<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-7\" href=\"https:\/\/www.anonsms.com\/blog\/pt\/funny-text-jokes\/#Funny_One-Liner_Text_Jokes\" >Funny One-Liner Text Jokes<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-8\" href=\"https:\/\/www.anonsms.com\/blog\/pt\/funny-text-jokes\/#Funny_Knock-Knock_Text_Jokes\" >Funny Knock-Knock Text Jokes<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-9\" href=\"https:\/\/www.anonsms.com\/blog\/pt\/funny-text-jokes\/#Funny_Dad_Joke_Text_Messages\" >Funny Dad Joke Text Messages<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-10\" href=\"https:\/\/www.anonsms.com\/blog\/pt\/funny-text-jokes\/#Keep_the_Laugh_Going_with_Funny_Text_Jokes\" >Keep the Laugh Going with Funny Text Jokes<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Anonymous_Text_Jokes\"><\/span>Anonymous Text Jokes<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Imagine if you could send a text joke to your friend without them knowing it\u2019s you? Yes, you can actually <a href=\"https:\/\/www.anonsms.com\/blog\/how-to-send-and-receive-anonymous-text\/\">send an anonymous text and get a reply<\/a>, while you watch their confused yet hilarious reaction. Send these funny messages anonymously to make the experience more exhilarating.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Your fridge called. It misses you terribly.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>We noticed suspicious levels of awesomeness around you.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Congratulations! You won absolutely nothing today.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Your shadow filed a complaint against you.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Please return the moon by midnight.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Your pet nominated you for mayor.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>The Wi-Fi says you&#8217;re the problem.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>We found your missing motivation. It&#8217;s hiding.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>The neighborhood cats demand more respect.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Aliens rated your dancing skills three stars.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Your mirror has trust issues now.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>We tracked excessive snacking to your location.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Your future self says, &#8220;Nice try.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Your socks are plotting against the washing machine.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Breaking news: Your houseplants are requesting better leadership.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>The government accidentally listed you as a national treasure.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>We received reports of excessive weirdness from your location.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-1 wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button is-style-fill\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-white-color has-vivid-cyan-blue-background-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-text-align-center wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.anonsms.com\/\"><strong>Send Anonymous Text Jokes Now<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Funny_Text_Jokes_for_Adults\"><\/span>Funny Text Jokes for Adults<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>There\u2019s endless comedy in adult life that you don\u2019t even have to sweat it. Adult text jokes are so relatable, as they are highlights from the everyday life of most grownups. Here are some examples you can copy and paste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>I need a vacation from my vacation.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>My wallet practices social distancing from money.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Coffee and I are in a committed relationship.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I survived today purely out of spite.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>My bed deserves employee-of-the-month awards.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I work hard so bills stay entertained.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Sleep keeps ghosting me every night.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>My paycheck arrives already fully committed.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I finally exercised. I\u2019m running out of patience.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>My hobbies include avoiding unnecessary phone calls.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>My retirement plan is finding a bag full of cash.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Being an adult is mostly moving money around.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I spent all day being productive tomorrow.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The older I get, the earlier &#8220;late&#8221; becomes.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I wish everything in life was as easy as gaining weight.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Being an adult is saying &#8220;next week&#8221; until you die.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I wasn&#8217;t tired before adulthood became my personality.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Funny_Jokes_to_Tell_Your_Friends_Over_Text\"><\/span>Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends Over Text<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Do you need <a href=\"https:\/\/www.anonsms.com\/blog\/hilarious-text-messages\/\">hilarious text messages to prank your friend<\/a> or you want to roast them, or make them forget that they are going through a tough phase? These are the best jokes that can make your friends smile uncontrollably and even banter you with a funnier joke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Do you know that you&#8217;re proof that miracles confuse scientists?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I asked Google for a joke. Guess what? It showed me your contact.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Your secrets are safe with me. I can assure you because I never listen.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You\u2019re the friend I call when I need bad advice.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Never change. It\u2019s entertaining for the rest of us.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I envy people who haven\u2019t met you yet.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You\u2019re not weird. You\u2019re a limited edition mistake.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Hey! Do you know that you\u2019re MBFWYLION. Yes, My Best Friend Whether You Like It Or Not.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You know, we\u2019ve been friends for so long but I still remember you being the bad influence.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I trust pigeons more than your directions.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I think we\u2019ll be friends forever because we\u2019re too lazy to find new pals.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You&#8217;re everyone&#8217;s favorite accidental comedian.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You\u2019re my favorite notification after low-battery warnings.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>If stupidity burned calories, you&#8217;d be a fitness influencer.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I&#8217;d take a bullet for you. Not in the head, though.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I love our friendship. Mostly because you make me look normal.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>If bad decisions were a profession, you&#8217;d be management.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-2 wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-white-color has-vivid-cyan-blue-background-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color has-text-align-center wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.anonsms.com\/\"><strong>Send Anonymous Text Jokes<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Funny_Jokes_to_Text_Your_Girlfriend\"><\/span>Funny Jokes to Text Your Girlfriend<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Your relationship can become boring unless you make a conscious effort to spice it up. And what better way to do this if not to use funny text jokes? These <a href=\"https:\/\/www.anonsms.com\/blog\/practical-joke-text-messages\/\">playful joke text messages for your girlfriend<\/a> can make her smile, laugh, and think about you throughout the day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>I was productive today. Then you texted me.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You should apologize to the stars for outshining them.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You&#8217;re my favorite reason to procrastinate.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>My dog likes you more than me. Rude!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I had a smart thought. Then I realized I missed you.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You\u2019re my favorite distraction from adulthood responsibilities.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You&#8217;re making my standards unrealistically high.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You live in my head rent-free and comfortably.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You&#8217;re the reason my battery dies so quickly.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>My friends are tired of hearing about you.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I blame you for my ridiculous screen time.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I checked my schedule. It still revolves around you.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You turned &#8220;good morning&#8221; into my favorite notification.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Even my autocorrect knows your name now.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I keep smiling at my phone like an idiot. People are concerned.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You&#8217;re becoming a very expensive addiction.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I was trying to play it cool. Then I met you.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Funny_Jokes_to_Text_Your_Boyfriend\"><\/span>Funny Jokes to Text Your Boyfriend<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Sometimes, all it takes to keep the burning desire before you and your boyfriend is a simple funny text. Want to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.anonsms.com\/blog\/long-distance-relationship-text-ideas\/\">catch your boyfriend off guard with a laugh<\/a>? These funny texts are perfect for making him laugh, flirt back, or wonder how you became this entertaining.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>I love you so bad, even though your taste in memes is poor.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I miss you, but not your god forsaken playlist.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Thanks for always acting surprised when you\u2019re wrong.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Your hoodie is mine now. Check the rules.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I adore you, but let\u2019s not get carried away.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You&#8217;re handsome enough to survive your jokes.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I still choose you. Daily. Somehow. Please don&#8217;t make it weird.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You are cute when you\u2019re wrong. That helps.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You&#8217;re proof that chaos can be attractive.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I love you more than sleep. Maybe.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You\u2019re the human version of \u201ctrust the process.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I love you, but your directions are a public hazard.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You&#8217;re brave for someone who never reads instructions.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I should charge you for all my extra smiling.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I never believed in soulmates until you stole my fries.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>My friends think I&#8217;m obsessed with you. They&#8217;re right.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You somehow make chaos feel romantic.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Funny_Pun_Text_Messages\"><\/span>Funny Pun Text Messages<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Do you need funny jokes to tell your friends over text to make them wonder how they met a silly person like you? Send them pun text messages. These clever wordplays are guaranteed to make them groan and giggle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>I&#8217;m reading a book on anti-gravity. It&#8217;s impossible to put down.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I used to hate facial hair, but it grew on me.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I&#8217;m friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>That bakery burned down. Their business is toast.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I told my suitcase we wouldn&#8217;t travel. Now it&#8217;s emotional baggage.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The calendar factory closed. Too many bad dates.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>My pencil broke. Point taken.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I wanted to become a musician, but I couldn&#8217;t conduct myself.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The coffee filed a police report. It got mugged.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>My watch quit its job. It couldn&#8217;t handle overtime.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The bicycle couldn&#8217;t stand up because it was two-tired.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>My fish keeps telling jokes. He&#8217;s quite the clownfish.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The librarian got promoted. She was well-booked.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I became a baker because I kneaded dough.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The stadium got hot after all the fans left.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Funny_One-Liner_Text_Jokes\"><\/span>Funny One-Liner Text Jokes<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Sometimes, the funniest jokes are the shortest ones. They deliver quick laughs without needing any explanation, which makes them perfect for texting. These one-liner jokes are perfect whether you\u2019re trying to make a friend smile or add some humor to your conversation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>I came. I saw. I forgot to conquer.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I need a six-month vacation twice a year.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I finally started exercising. That&#8217;s if running late counts.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>My brain has too many tabs open.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I\u2019m not old. I\u2019m just a classic model.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>My patience expired three conversations ago.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I finally got my life together. It left again.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I thought I was indecisive. Now I&#8217;m not sure.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I tried being normal once. Worst two minutes ever.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I have enough money to last forever. If I stop eating.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I\u2019m not lazy. I\u2019m on energy-saving mode.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I\u2019m not saying I\u2019m unlucky, but my charger dies first.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>My to-do list and I are no longer speaking.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I spend money like I\u2019m trying to impress my bank.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I\u2019m not late. Everyone else is unusually early.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Some people age gracefully. 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So copy your favorites, send them to friends, and keep the laughter going one text at a time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-3 wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-white-color has-vivid-cyan-blue-background-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.anonsms.com\/\"><strong>Send Funny Text Jokes<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Artigos relacionados:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.anonsms.com\/blog\/employee-appreciation-ideas\/\">Ideias para demonstrar apre\u00e7o aos funcion\u00e1rios: o poder de um agradecimento secreto.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.anonsms.com\/blog\/morning-messages-for-her\/\">80 mensagens matinais para ela (para que ela pense em voc\u00ea o dia todo)<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.anonsms.com\/blog\/love-text-messages\/\">Guia definitivo: 95 mensagens de texto de amor para todos os estados de esp\u00edrito e momentos<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Want to make the text joke more exciting? 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